Crossword Lovers Pillows

Solution to Saturday's Puzzle

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"

Quick Crossword.

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle