Crossword Puzzle Lovers Gifts

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'