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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

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"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'