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"I didn't know how to complete a crossword until I filled in all the blanks..."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Illogic Tree

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Puzzle Family

Agatha Christie

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Sharing the load.

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'