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"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

M16 Code-breakers office

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"We're here, Harry."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"