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Master of Illusion

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

M16 Code-breakers office

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The Coffee Tattoo

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

The Exobus

Hot Cross Bun

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Who's next?"

'You went for the highlights then?'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

"Furry Fries"

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

'Dang.'