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"Extreme miming"

Shampoo.

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

A dog and a robot dog

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Arm Chair

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Tic tac toe.

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

Skipping with a beard.

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'Thirteen'

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Cat Book Ends.

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'