Visual Puzzle Fan Gifts

'Look a huge bird!'

"Extreme miming"

Bright idea

Shampoo.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'I found another pothole.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

A dog and a robot dog

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Arm Chair

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Tic tac toe.

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Okay - I can see you now."

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

Man sees optical illusion stanchions at MC Escher Bank.

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

'Thirteen'

Cat Book Ends.

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

Skipping with a beard.

'Are you choking or are you serious?'