Prehistoric Puzzle Fan Gifts

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Used wheels

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Is the fire included?'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''