Prehistoric Puzzle Lover Gifts

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

"See? All the jobs are getting high tech!!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Eldrow

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Those Were The Days

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Daddy's working from home today."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.