Puzzle Fan Gifts

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

'Whew!'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Zebra Tic-Tac-Toe

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

Tic tac toe.

"You mean escaping from here has always been that simple? That obvious?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

M16 Code-breakers office

'I found another pothole.'

'Look a huge bird!'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

A dog and a robot dog

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Freak Accident Specialist

"Sod U OK!?"

Erno Rubik at home.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.