Logic Puzzle Fan Gifts

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

'Think about it! If only a few of us stay put, there will be enough food: No need to migrate!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"It seems reasonable to assume that eating the stuff won't do us any good either."

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

A rose is a rose is a rose

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Look a huge bird!'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

A dog and a robot dog

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."