Logic Puzzle Lover Gifts

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

Word problems in math class.

'Incredible deductions, Mr. Holmes.'

'Help me test my arguing skills, Kate...tell me something think is absolutely true....Too late, under the spin ninja rules on combat, I won when you paused to think.'

How the Trump budget policy gets made.

Mensa Login Security

'Works for peanuts' Venn Diagram

Petey's theory!

"Sod U OK!?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Simply put.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."