Logic Puzzle Talent Gifts

School Funding Equation

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

The practical psychopath

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

A rose is a rose is a rose

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Flowcharts.

"Have you noticed that there's a preponderance of particularly dense cloud around this morning?"

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

'Wouldn't a color-coded chart have worked better?'

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"