Love Logic Fan Gifts

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Bright idea

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Currently Boston

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Election 2020

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.