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I'm representing Rudy in your relationship discussions. It's common sense. It will enable both parties to not get too emotional. You're trying to prevent emotion from bleeding into a relationship discussion. Check. Dumbest thing I've ever heard! Calm down.
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
Bowled over again!
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
Bright idea
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
Currently Boston
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
Staff Yearbook
Illogic Tree
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
"Yo, this should be a two."
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
Professor of Fuzzy Logic.
Election 2020
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
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