Logic Puzzle Fan Pillows

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

'Think about it! If only a few of us stay put, there will be enough food: No need to migrate!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"It seems reasonable to assume that eating the stuff won't do us any good either."

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Bright idea

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

A rose is a rose is a rose

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

A dog and a robot dog

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Flowcharts.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"