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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Illogic Tree

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."