Logical Puzzle Lover Pillows

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

A rose is a rose is a rose

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Flowcharts.

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

'Wouldn't a color-coded chart have worked better?'

"I'm trying to connect the dots, but I don't have any dots."

By changing the negative sign to positive...

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"