Mental Puzzle Lover Pillows

Everyone thinks they can do it

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

The practical psychopath

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"Sod U OK!?"

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

Word problems in math class.

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Cat Book Ends.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Zorro does algebra.

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

How the Trump budget policy gets made.

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'

"I'm afraid I'm just not up on this new math..."

'Next 25 miles pass on right. This is for a psychological test.'