Riddles Gifts

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Here's the brain-teaser of the day: If an outsourced part-time temp falls in the hall, does anyone hear it?"

Just Asking

'What's an enigma? Wally?...' 'Something wrapped in a riddle?'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

"Papi, I made up a riddle!"

'What's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an egg ma?'

'What has one horn and gives milk?'

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

'What has three hundred teeth and says beware of the dog?'

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Wow, what a scoop! Humpty Dumpty sleeping with a Farmyard Fowl! Okay,now who came first? The chicken or the egg?'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

BW Version: Sphinx Comes Alive

My math teacher has my number.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"What has four legs and feathers?"

Which came first?

Guru, Inc: VP parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.

Key Question

"Don't worry. I've been on a problem solving course."

"Mum, guess what has four legs and can fly... ...two birds?"

"How do you kill laughter?"

"I crossed the road once and I've been harassed and interrogated endlessly."

"The truth is I always lie."

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."