Rule Master Gifts

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

I get to make the rules because I'm rich & you're not!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

A Bloody Butcher

Dog Crossing

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Trout Game

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."