Rule Keeper Gifts

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Dog Crossing

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'What a control freak!'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'