Rule Keeper Pillows

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Dog Crossing

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'What a control freak!'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Referee cop.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.