Rule Makers Pillows

"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'So who's smoking?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'Click it or ticket.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Referee cop.

NHS Stabbing Ward

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'