Rule Maker Pillows

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'You're missing a few commandments.'

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Push your friends forward. Unless your friend is at the end of the monkey bars.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Pole Vault Rules

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."