Rule Maker Mugs

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'You're missing a few commandments.'

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Push your friends forward. Unless your friend is at the end of the monkey bars.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...