Rule Followers Pillows

Welcome to Insuranceville

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Prefect.

Angel with speed camera.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

Dog warden with a pooper scooper following a dog

'Next time your lamb follows you to school Mary, you're going to Juvie.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."