Rule Followers Pillows

Welcome to Insuranceville

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Prefect.

Angel with speed camera.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

Dog warden with a pooper scooper following a dog

'Next time your lamb follows you to school Mary, you're going to Juvie.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dog Crossing

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'