Rule Follower (or Not) Pillows

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'So who's smoking?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect