Regulation Follower Pillows

Speeding Forklift

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Angel with speed camera.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'They're doing their tests now?

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

'I love doing surprise inspections.'