Regulation Readers Pillows

'They're doing their tests now?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

Speeding Forklift

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

'We are from the F.B.L.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

No hitting below the belt!

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