Regulation Follower Gifts

Speeding Forklift

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'They're doing their tests now?

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"