Eu Regulation Follower Gifts

ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

That might not work, EU...

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Euro Problems

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Angel with speed camera.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"I Win!!!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."