Eu Regulation Follower Gifts

ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

That might not work, EU...

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Speeding Forklift

Euro Problems

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

"I Win!!!"

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."