Strict Rule Follower Gifts

'You're right, private. It's not in the army regulations.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'