Rule Following Gifts

"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Dog Crossing

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

One way only.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."