Routine Following Gifts

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Dog Crossing

"You keep impeccable time."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'