Routine Seeker Gifts

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Gulliver's other travels.

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Synchronized sitting"

"He misses his commute ."

RETIREMENT VOWS

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."