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'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Gulliver's other travels.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"He misses his commute ."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Plain ol' me.