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Inside-of-Body-Experience

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

The Jerck Manual

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"He misses his commute ."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Mountaineers milk.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

Plain ol' me.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.