Routine Warrior T-Shirts

Inside-of-Body-Experience

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

The Jerck Manual

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"He misses his commute ."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Mountaineers milk.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

Plain ol' me.

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."