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"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Where my balls go?'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

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"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"He misses his commute ."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

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"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

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"What's so funny? She had to go!!"