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For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

"He misses his commute ."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'