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Whatever it is I usually think about.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

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"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"He misses his commute ."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

RETIREMENT VOWS

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Licensing Officer

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Mountaineers milk.

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

Airport Cheerleader

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."