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'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Office Hazing

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

'Fire straw one!'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"