Ritual Rambler Gifts

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Office Hazing

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car