Ritual Ringleader Gifts

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

R.C.I.A.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Poetry Knight

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Office Hazing

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

'Let's run the steps later.'

'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'