Ritual Reveler Gifts

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

R.C.I.A.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Office Hazing

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'