Ritual Reveller Gifts

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

My own museum.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Office Hazing

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

Baptism in the Dead Sea