Ritual Revivalists Gifts

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Resume Dumpers

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

R.C.I.A.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

Michelangelo's David

How Gary got his groove back.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'He's a square!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.