Ritual Revelers Gifts

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Bath Time

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'