Religion Reveler Gifts

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Theorbo

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Joust Sharpener

The World's Biggest Book Club

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The joy of sects.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Just my luck."

Religion & Economics.

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'