Ritual Reveller Pillows

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

My own museum.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Office Hazing

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'